Joe Mama

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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lakevida

would you rather be on a five hour drive with a thomas sanders fan or a hazbin hotel fan. and you can’t crash the car i’m sorry

fortooate

thomas sanders fan because they might be hung. gimme another

electrificata

got any rationale for this or is it more of an intuitive thing

fortooate

honestly i gauge all situations with a ‘will this involve me sucking dick’ metric and a five-hour two-person car trip is a high background reading so i’m mostly playing in the margins here? but thomas sanders is theater kid is horny is might be hung whereas hazbin hotel is not unhorny but horny in a currency i don’t accept. i hope you can understand.

electrificata

i dont, but you seem to, and thats what matters

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laskulls

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

wintersoldierfell

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